​My Exploit in the North after Service -Episode 12

For the record, I never fantasize about women much older than me (except my aunt’s friend when I was in primary school and my lesson tutor when I was in JSS2 and my Biology teacher when I was in SS3 and a lady at my mum’s place of work and…). Ok, I did fantasize about older women, but that was when I was much younger. I had totally changed my orientation (or so I thought).

Schedule Officer: Hello? Snaps her fingers close to my face

Me: Huh?? Oh, I’m sorry ma…

Schedule Officer: Are you ok?

Me: Uhmm, yes ma…

Schedule Officer: Are you sure?

Me: Yes ma…

Schedule Officer: Can we continue now?

Me: Yes ma…

Jeez!! I felt so embarrassed. I was so carried away and lost track of the fact that I was actually supposed to be taking the Oath of office before other corp members and invited guests. This was really embarrassing. Anyway as a sharp guy, I quickly got back myself and flowed with the occasion.

I noticed that there were some ‘chicks’ among the new corp members posted to my CD group. Nice! I was later called upon to give a speech and I put on my A-game when delivering it and it was awesome (so my fans said).

After the program, my Schedule Officer (Malama Aisha) was walking to her car when I sighted her.

Me: Ma, thank you for coming, we really appreciate…

She: Oh, Dioxidane it’s nothing… That reminds me, what happened to you earlier?

Me: Ma it’s nothing really…

She: Are you sure?

Me: Yes ma…

She: Ok if you say so… We really need to meet sometime next week, there are some things about the CD group you need to be acquainted with…

Me: Ok ma. When would you be chanced ma?

She: Let’s make it next tuesday afternoon…

Me: Ok, no problem ma…

She: Here’s my card… Call me…

Me: Ok ma… Thanks ma…

I was walking back to the hall when I met two ladies coming out of the hall…

Lady 1: Presido…

Me: U go fear hyping na Heyyyy, hope you girls enjoyed the party…

Lady 1: It was cool…

Lady 2: You guys tried… It was really well organized…

Me: Hmm, I’m really glad you enjoyed it… I’m Dioxidane…

Both laughs

Lady 2: Of course we know… We are in your CD group…

Me: Oh, that’s nice… That means we get to see your lovely faces every week…

Both laug

Me: So you are? Facing Lady 1

Lady 1: Oh, I’m Sandra…

Lady 2: I’m Rejoice…

Me: Wow, lovely names… Hope you would make us rejoice. Are you girls leaving already?

Sandra: Yeah, it’s getting late already and we are kinda new in town…

Me: Laugh Don’t worry, the town is very safe…

Rejoice: Yeah, we would still love to leave now…

Me: No probs, lemme go and join the others… You girls should take care of yourselves…

As I turned to leave, Rejoice asked for my number and I gave it to her…

I was so tired when I got home that day. I wonder how I had my bath and slept. I woke up around 4am. I checked my phone and saw 14missed calls. Jeez! Was I that tired that I couldn’t hear my phone ring?? I checked and saw that 3 of the calls were from my mum, 3 an international number (Nkem obviously), 3 from Zainab, 2 from Lizzy (my friend in Lagos) and 3 from an unknown number.

I made a mental note to call them later in the morning. I tried checking my mail and browsing on my phone but soon found out that the phone was actually browsing me. I realized that I was still tired so I slept off again.

I woke up around 10am that day. Jeez!! I was already late for service!!! I decided to skip service that day and wash some of my clothes since I couldn’t do so the previous day.

I tried calling the numbers that called me the previous night but none of them picked Na wa o, na only me no go service sha.

I washed my clothes, prepared and ate breakfast and was watching a movie on my laptop when my phone rang.

Me: Hello?

Caller: Hi Dioxidane, it me Sandra…

Me: Sandra 

Caller: Yes, Sandra in your CD group. We met yesterday at the welcoming party…

Me: Oh, Sandra… Of course I remember you… How you doing?

Sandra: I’m fine… You didn’t go for service?

Me: Uhmm, no… You just closed, I guess…

Sandra: Yes…

Me: And how was service?

Sandra: It was marvelous…

Me: Wow… That’s cool…

Sandra: Dioxidane where do you stay sef?

Me: Huh??? Uhmm, around Kofar Kaura…

Sandra: Rejoice and I just came back from church and we were kinda bored…

Me: Eya…

I heard Rejoice say in the background, ‘tell him we want to visit him’…

Sandra: Dioxidane, we want to visit you o…

Me: Oh, really?
Sandra: Yeah, or is your babe around?

Me: Laughs Naa, you can come over…

Sandra: Thanks… Prepare something for us o…

Me: I hear…

Sandra: Please text the address to my phone…

Me: This is your number, right?

Sandra: Yes…

Me: Ok, I’ll send it to you now…

Sandra: Ok, we would soon be there…

About an hour later, I got a call from Sandra. She told me they had difficulty locating my place. Seriously??? I went to the end of the street before I saw them and I waved them over.

We went in and we were gisting when I got a call from a friend.

Me: Hello…

Prince: Baba, what up…

Me: Boss, I’m good o… What’s happening?

Prince: Where are you?

Me: I’m home…

Prince: Oboy show for Fadama, tinz dey happen for here…

Me: Reaalllly!! What’s happening?

Prince: Jude just got a car, he’s celebrating it…

Me: Oboy!! I dey show there right away…

Prince: We’ll be expecting you…

Me: No probs boss…

Sandra: What’s happening?

Me: One of my guys just got a car and they asked me to come celebrate with them

Rejoice: Wow, that’s nice… Are we invited?

Me: Of course, you both would be my guests…

Rejoice: Ohhh, you such a darling…

Me: Enrrrr. Really

And so we went out and walked to the bus-stop waiting to get a bike. As we were waiting, a car that already passed us by, reversed and stopped in front of us. The front glass was rolled down and I realized it was Zainab’s mum. Her husband was driving while Zainab and Salim sat behind.

Zainab’s Mum (ZM): Mr Dioxidane…

Me: Good afternoon ma… Good afternoon sir…

ZM: How are you?

Me: I’m fine ma…

ZM: This is your area right?

Me: Yes ma, I stay around here…

She was saying to her husband, ‘wannan shi malami Salim’.

Zainab’s Father (ZF): Oh, you are the Mr Dioxidane they’ve been talking about…

Me: It’s an honor to meet you sir…

ZF: It’s ok, they’ve actually been telling me lots about you and I’ll say you’ve really done a good job on Salim. it’s good to finally meet you… Where are you guys headed?

Me: Oh, we just want to visit a friend around here…

ZF: Ok, you guys should take care…

ZM: Mr Dioxidane take care…

Me: Thank you ma…

And they zoomed off…

Some minutes later, I got a text message on my phone. It was from Zainab.

“So that’s how you go about with girls because you felt I wouldn’t see you, right?”

Can you imagine??? She dey mad???

I ignored the text. Some minutes later she called but I didn’t answer. We went to the party and it was fun all the way until we were about leaving……

I was tipsy. Ok not too tipsy, but a little bit tipsy. You know that feeling you get when you are high and in the midst of hot girls? Yeah, I felt that way at that moment.

All the while Sandra and I had been gisting/flirting while Rejoice who was gisting with one of my friends was stealing glances at us.

Sometime later, Sandra asked if I knew where the convenience was and I pointed the direction to her. On a second thought, ‘You know what? Don’t worry, I’ll show you’, I said as I took her hands and helped her to her feet.

She began to walk in front of me. She looked back at me, smiled and I could swear I saw her bite her lips as she started to walk a couple of feet ahead of me.

She was wearing a blue top and a black skirt which went to about half way down her thighs. I watched her a$s, hypnotized by the way she was swinging it.  D–n, this babe no go kill me

When I got to the door that led to the corridor where the gents and ladies were, I found her holding it open for me. I smiled and said ‘thanks’. She smiled back at me and then bit her lip again. Jeez! What’s with the biting of lip sef 

We stood looking at each other awkwardly for some seconds, then she reached her arm out and kind of tapped me on the arm.
Chisos! 

Read Episode 13 here

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